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  I saw a guy in my neighborhood this evening who I thought died about ten years ago.  Back then, he appeared to be on his last pinky toe. He was frailer than frail then and its astonishing that he's kept on in his terrible condition for all these years. I wonder if he thinks its an unimaginable blessing or a curse.  Today a friend sent me a piece of writing I sent her in 2020. It was New Years Eve 1989.  I was dating jazz pianist Kirk, who once was the musical director for HAIR on Broadway and performed his “Sonata for Piano and Dog” at Carnegie Hall and on Letterman.  We met late night in a crowded bar. I liked his soft, deep voice, his slow growing smile and mindful way.  I told him I loved the lyric from his former gig - “they’ll be gaga at the go go when they see me in my toga …”  He responded “yeah, it’s a tasty quatrain.”  That did it for me.  I wanted to hang out with a guy who said smart, amusing things like that.  I lived in th...

Ten aren't you surprised thats ...

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  ... he says he's depicting himself as a doctor while the world thinks its Jesus ? ...  there are so many people who think we need to know about them ? ...  everything we do and everything we buy and everywhere we visit now needs to be rated? ...  most everything is more expensive than it used to be except televisions ?  ...  nothing stays the same except babies ? ...  people who talk too much don't know they talk too much ...  leopard is still a fashion choice ...  Geffen didn't have a pre-nup ...  t asmanian devils have a gestation period of about 21 days before giving birth to between 20-40 joeys - each the size of a rice grain. ...   yes is no and right is wrong and all is closer to none than not - now ?

The Final Two

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Think about it

  Melania said that she is not Jeffrey Epstein's victim.  She said he did not introduce her to Donald Trump. Does that mean someone else made her a victim? And her accent gets thicker and thicker .

I love Paul Rudnick

I'm reading a collection of his plays. One of the characters in Jeffrey says - of his waiter friends new guy ... Steves a bartender so they can fall in love and cater together. It will be like Roots. He was a guest on my gay pride show in the 90s. I told him my favorite line of his in his movie column was that Spike Lee was an activist Vincent Minnelli. He said Spike didn't know what he meant by it. Do you? Hint: Denzel wore Armani suits in Mo Better Blues .  
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2 Hard to Believes

Rachel Dratch was on Celebrity Jeopardy last night and told Ken Jennings she didn't prepare at all for the game. She answers the first answer about something that happened in the 16th century ... the Spanish Armada. Correct. She says ... I have goose bumps ... I told the guy who did my hair today the same thing and he said ... what do ya mean - like what was the Spanish Armada.  I worked with a woman named Hope. Thirty years ago say ... and one morning long after I stopped working -  I am in the middle of a dream where she is looking for my building.  I am awakened by the phone ringing - in real life- and it's Hope. Saying hello for the first time ever.