Best prank ever

College. I live across from semi-Black Panther Larry Davis. Rare days or nights I’d say to my housemates …  boys, I’m feeling small. 

They put me in a big plaid cloth suitcase. I was bamboo thin. They left me on Larry’s porch and ran full out back to our hovel. 

Larry, oh I forgot -  he was tripping. He opened his door, stared down at the suitcase, upzipped it. I knelt facing him, stretched my arms way out and flexed my fingers. 

dadda, dadda I impeached.