Best prank ever



College. I live across from semi-Black Panther Larry Davis. Rare days or nights I’d say to my housemates …  boys, I’m feeling small. 

They put me in a big plaid cloth suitcase. I was bamboo thin. They left me on Larry’s porch and ran full out back to our hovel. 

Larry, oh I forgot -  he was tripping. He opened his door, stared down at the suitcase, upzipped it. I knelt facing him, stretched my arms way out and flexed my fingers. 

dadda, dadda I impeached. 

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  1. AnonymousApril 1, 2023 at 8:58 AM

    OMG this creeps me out in so many ways. How have i known you for almost 50 years and never heard this story.

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