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A farmer was giving a friend a tour of his apple orchard which was adjacent to his pig pens. As they walked along, the farmer held one of his pigs in his arms and every now and then, he'd raise him up and let the critter munch on an apple while the two men conversed. After watching the farmer do this over and over again with his pigs, the friend inquired, "hey buddy, wouldn't it save time if you picked some apples and threw them on the ground and let your little friends eat on their own?" The farmer answered, "I guess so.  But really ... what's time to a pig? "