I love how stupid the Golden Globes are. Zoe Saldana cries desert dry conceptual tears. Women look more bulimic than ever. Successions Jeremy Strong wore the most ree dick mint green felt bucket hat above his ree dick mint green suit. He’s all over the Internet but I can’t ... sigh ... copy all the ree dick pics for you here. Catherine O Hara and Seth Rogan for some bad reason agreed to do three mins of ree dick stand up. Jodie Foster was pure intelligent class. Harrison Ford again looks like his staggeringly bored self. Winners walk by texting folks as they approach the stage. Talk about bouncing back. Harvey Weinsteins x wife is now Aiden Brodys baby doll. Baby Reindeers creator really received 41,000 emails from his very real stalker.
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Donald Dean Kelly died on June 5th. He was my big one. We were twenty six when we met. We walked past each other in the Village late one night and both of us turned around. He was wearing a giant parka with a pulled up fur-trimmed hood. Gushing beard, big ugly 70s glasses. I only saw the tip of his nose. For me, it was love at first nose. We went to a bar and had beers and I played with the ring pulls on his pants that zipped down the front. He told me he was a conceptual artist/ live-in babysitter. He once wrote on an egg and mailed it. He slept over and in the morning, I walked him to the subway. He grabbed my arm - wait a minute. He went in antiques store and came out and put a small kaleidoscope in my palm. And thus began our many years of promised land and civil war. Most days, he mumbled and stammered but, once in a blue moon, he landed a joke river stone smooth. He once found an 8 by 10 foot mirror on the street. We bled when it shattered carrying it up the marble staircase in m...
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