What a crybaby

 

Fri 8/26 

There’s a soap opera baby actor who constantly cries like he's just been bitched slapped by Jason Momoa.  Whenever he’s in a scene, he's inconsolable.  Does he have an ironclad contract for some freaky reason? Is he the network chief's trophy wife’s excessively gassy nephew?  His fake mom and dad are always turning his writhing body around, trying their best to keep his tiny tear stained face off camera.  How does this nine month old thespian continue to draw a paycheck? Mad props to his representation team.