Handle with care

 

Tues 11/1

It was confirmed yesterday that next door nabe five year old Felix is still a Halloween delicate flower. We put cobwebs and smiling ghosts on our front doors. Our other neighbors got in on the action and put a three foot long skeleton dressed in Hunchback of Notre Dame rags on theirs. He’s motion activated - when you pass him, cathedral bells gong, his eyes flash red and he slowly raises his arm as if he’s about to drop you dead. Forget the kid - new gangsta on the block shook ME up. When Felix and his mom encountered him, my frightened pal grabbed her hand and told her “guick, close the door.”  Beware of five year old Halloweeners.  Again - tender petunias.