Help Wanted

 


Mayor Adams says he hates rats more than anything else and he's initiated an extensive hunt for a Rat Czar/Overlord, our first esteemed Director of Rodent Mitigation. According to his spokesperson, the key requirement is "determination." And according to a city public relations failed poet, this upcoming urban hero must ooze "a swashbuckling attitude, bad assery and a virulent vehemence for vermin." The mega challenging gig pays up to 170K, including state benefits and a key to the down and dirty kingdom - a lifetime Metrocard. 

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  1. There are more rats in the city than people. We should ship them to Florida and Texas where they would be in good company.

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