More this n' that

I just watched Barak take the Colbert Questionaire ... 

what number am I thinking of? 

It's 7 I thought. 

7 says our cool cat coolest prez ... and he's correct.

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46%. 46% !!! ... of Americans have tattoos

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Last night Britney was in a restaurant and got up from the table and walked around the place brandishing a knife.  She digs knives.  

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LBJ on the phone with his tailor ...

LBJ: Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything, so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence. 

JH: Fine

LBJ: But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to.

JH: Right




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