Fat Chance

I was up for about an hour this morning and realized I didn't have a clue as to what day it is. Most of the time I can figure it out by something I did yesterday. not this day. finally, I decided it's Wednesday. not even close. its Saturday.

The Goo tells me to use The Farmers Almanac Method ... i.e. ... add the last two digits of the year, one-quarter of that number (ignoring the remainder), the day of the month, and a specific month key number, then divide the total by 7 and use the remainder. 

believe it or not, they're not kidding.

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